me: i want gr…
me: i want gros forever
Dennis: set curls and stuff..
Dennis: you are already gross forever…
me: that was a typo.
me: i meant “fros”
me: i want gr…
me: i want gros forever
Dennis: set curls and stuff..
Dennis: you are already gross forever…
me: that was a typo.
me: i meant “fros”
dennis: you a…
dennis: you and him were not equals..
dennis: because you are a woman….
me: hahaha
dennis: (that is the nicest thing i have ever said)
dennis: i want …
dennis: i want to be everything i hate..
me: me.
dennis: an unemployed LA Ktown hipster…
dennis: oh yea..
dennis: that’s easier..
dennis: you..
dennis: i’m going to be you..
me: how’s the size compared to your astoria apt?
dennis: the bedroom is much bigger than the other one, there’s a nice space on the floor for you to sleep on when you visit.
[talking about twilight]
me: it’s creepy. the guy is like a 100 years old and he’s dating a high schooler.
steven: ahh, one can only dream.
me: you should start a cult or some self-sustaining community.
steven: yeah, and i’ll make all the women sleep with me…. but not the ugly ones.
me: they can harvest your food.
steven: and the rest can harvest my sperm.
golzar: do you guys know of any bloating remedies?
dennis: angela, in your three years experience of being a woman, do you have any suggestions?
7.17.2011
while i’m getting a pedicure: “what sauces are they putting on your feet?”
3.3.2011 – 14:38
me: i have a question…
dennis: when a woman reaches a certain age
dennis: she begins to get certain feelings…
dennis: in your case, the feeling that she is growing a penis, or that out of nowhere balls are beginning to descend.
dennis: anyways, i hope this helps in this confusing time for you.
