dennis hates angela.

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[talking about twilight]

me: it’s creepy. the guy is like a 100 years old and he’s dating a high schooler.
steven: ahh, one can only dream.

 

me: you should start a cult or some self-sustaining community.
steven: yeah, and i’ll make all the women sleep with me…. but not the ugly ones.
me: they can harvest your food.
steven: and the rest can harvest my sperm.

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October 6, 2011 at 9:48 pm

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golzar: do you guys know of any bloating remedies?
dennis: angela, in your three years experience of being a woman, do you have any suggestions?

Written by angerrrah

October 6, 2011 at 9:44 pm

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