dennis hates angela.

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Dennis:  Are you showing off now?
“I can fit X amount of dicks in my…. at any given time.”
me:  in my what? if you say “vagina”, i’ll take it as a compliment. coming from you.
Dennis:  I would never publicly agree to you having a vagina.

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February 12, 2013 at 2:05 am

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me:  so, i also thought.what if your plane crashed and i had to give your eulogy and i am crying and i said something like “dennis was a sweet boy… he’s always been there for me. and i will never forget his last words to me ‘don’t be gross'” and then i got it tattooed.
Sent at 1:31 PM on Wednesday
Dennis:  ahhaahah you’re so dumb.. i like the idea of you feeling like you have to give my eulogy..
Dennis:  oh and i believe my words are always “be less gross”
Dennis:  as you being completely not gross is a stretch…

Written by angerrrah

February 6, 2013 at 9:38 pm

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