dennis hates angela.

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Dennis:  Dang swimsuits are the worst. What kind are you thinking of?
Dennis: Something super sexy?
Dennis: Hahahahahahah
me:  hahaha i was going to say something that shows off my curves
me: hahahaah dicks have curves right?
Sent at 12:16 PM on Monday
Dennis:  You want something that shows off your bulge.
Dennis:  I’m picturing you in the store asking for that.

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April 1, 2013 at 7:29 pm

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in no particular order:
– white leather jackets.
– oversized gold watches.
– hermes bags.

 

will add as we think of them.

Written by angerrrah

April 1, 2013 at 7:19 pm

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me: let’s go to vegas and just be really ridiculous oddballs.
me: you with your orlebar shorts and crippled. me with my dickline swimsuit
Dennis:  I don’t look crippled but you definitely have a dick.

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April 1, 2013 at 7:13 pm

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