on giuliana rancic

dennis: she’s so fucking nasty..
me: yeah, super
dennis: stop tanning.. gain some fucking weight.. like if you look that thin on camera..
me: i bet she’s even more terrifying in person. she’s probably.. the worst person i know and i don’t even know know her
dennis: i think it’s disgusting they let her on TV.. but she’s so perfect for something liek E!..
me: i was just thinking of all the scumbags who like her
dennis: apparently it’s her cancer suppression medication… but she was thin before the cancer too.. man she’s only 40..i thought she was WAY older..
me: oh, is the cancer part supposed to make me feel bad?
dennis: ahha yea. didn’t work on me either..

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